Now some may be wondering why I am saying this. It is something that I have felt the need to say over the past few years. The tipping point was when I heard about the controversy over Adam Lambert’s performance at the American Music Awards last night. Now I am not a fan of Adam Lambert. In fact, I despise his music. However the issues over his performance are being blown out of proportion and the accusations are absolutely ridiculous.
For those of you who don’t know, Adam Lambert’s performance was very provocative. It included various simulated sex acts (mainly oral sex) and a lovely make out session with another man. The issue that has the least amount of merit is the make out session. I’m sorry but it is only kissing. If these people have a problem with kissing then they should gouge out their eyes and spare us their stupidity. Now as for the simulated oral sex, get over it and shut up. If you are unable to accomplish this on your own, then cut out your tongue so our ears will not be damaged by your asexual, impotent, homophobic idiocy.All that Adam Lambert did was put his sexuality on stage for everyone to see and this is nothing new. Brittany Spears, Madonna, Lady Gaga, Christian Aguilera, and virtually every other female pop artist as done the exact same thing. However no one said anything because it involved everyone’s not-so-secret fantasy; another woman with the one exception being Janet Jackson’s nipple during the Super Bowl.
This is only another symptom of America’s repressed sexual fantasies. Americans are getting so worked up about this because the fantasy that they masturbate to when their wives or husbands are sleeping, is now on stage for the world to see and that can’t happen. Why? Because then it is not just their fantasy but the fantasy of every other man and women with a sex drive.
Perhaps it is also a symptom of sexism and repressed homosexuality. Instead of two girls kissing, we had two guys kiss. Now the homophobic closet cases are afraid because they had to cover their hard on with the pillow and women began drooling at the TV instead of that fat slob they are forced to spread their legs to every night. Get over it America. Go fuck something and stop complaining because someone is getting more action than you can think of in your putrid fantasies.
These photos are courtesy of The Huffington Post.
